Apparently, the Chilean miners have been arguing about which one of them will be the last to be brought to the surface. The miners have been underground for 70 days now, stuck in some subterranean cavern with their mates, drinking beer, smoking and playing cards.
Mind you, if I was coming up to this, I'd mostly be arguing to stay in a deep, dark hole too......
and in another newsflash from operations control we hear that the Chilean miners are being brought up juan by juan.
Also, there are apparently two twins down there, Juan and Amal....... but there's no point waiting to see the 2nd one come up because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.