Standby for Election

This morning,  otherwise content and happy souls were woken to the news that we're all in for the treat of watching Gordon Brown shed tears in an interview with that chilling reptile Piers bloody Morgan on television next weekend. 

I won't be watching Gordon Brown crying because I've been crying for 13 years, ever since ZanuLabour pulled the biggest confidence in history and set about devoting their every waking moment to hurtling us into the Third World, despatching a thousand years of hard won common rights in the process.

Still, it's quite obvious the election is coming early. Won't be long now.