Friday

 

Well, I hope you’re all having a better day than am I. I’ve just had Land Rover on the phone with the servicing bill. Tonight’s Euromillions jackpot might just about cover it. I wouldn’t mind were it not for the fact that I’ve already hit the jackpot with a teenage daughter who yesterday decided to test the impact characteristics of small Polo on an even smaller car park wall in Haslemere at 5mph. I wouldn’t mind but with the other two kids playing the drums and bagpipes respectively I can’t help thinking that there is somewhere better to escape than the potting shed.