Don't Try This At Home

One day I wandered down the corridor in the Company Lines to the showers where to my surprise, oh jings cribbens help ma boab; there was Fusiliar Mac........ standing with a tin of shaving foam and a razor and diligently removing all his body hair.

"What are you doing mate,"

"Got crabs, getting rid of the wee fxv%£s."

Well, at leat he didn't use Veet for Men Hair Removal, Read the first review....