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Nobody warned me that as a young officer in the Royal Artillery I would be obliged to do early morning equitation lessons while on the Young Officers Course at Larkhill. I wasn't very good. The thing is, my horse, an evil offspring of Beelzebub called Paddy, figured that out very quickly. I spent more time off the recalcitrant beast than on it and haven't boarded one since. I don't feel that has been any kind of a loss in my life. Nick Bull, the unfortunate rider on a retired race horse called Shamrock in the clip above, well passenger rather than rider really, may currently be experiencing the same emotions.