Newsflash for Westminster

So, we're two weeks into 2015 and you've jumped the gun. We have no tradition in this country of long election campaigns and frankly, out here we're all bored already. The only people enjoying the ridiculous stream of lies and deceit eminating from the parties are themselves, political journalists, advisors, lobbyists and related hangers on. 

Quite simply, we're not interested; come back in April.