Unpublished Letter to the Telegraph


Another one that didn't make the cut:


The recent furore over the potential increased demands on GP's resources from economic migrants is misguided.

Commentators have of course, forgotten to factor in the GP's Auto Defence Shield; that would be the formidible cadre of Dreadnoughts known as the GP's receptionists. As we all know, years of experience in attempting to navigate passage through them offers no advantage and migrants will require deep pools of tenacity, cunning and resilience to succeed.

 I say good luck to them!